Thursday, April 28, 2011

On 16 year old girls

Dear Lovelies,

My gosh, you guys are adorable.  And young!  When did sixteen get so young?  Because when I was sixteen....well, anyway, boring, I hear ya.

However, just so you know, black tights are not the same thing as leggings.  No, no they're not.  I can see your whole heiny, small though it is.  (Enjoy it now girlfriend).

Trust me when I tell you, you do not want to date anyone who comes up to you while you're dressed that way.  No matter how hot they may be.


The oldest 29 year old alive.

P.S.  Where are your fathers?  My girls: Daddy will break both your legs before he lets you out of the house like that.

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